People's peach blossom luck, like the physiological cycle, is a burst of.

3、保护自己，爱护他人，请不要半夜出来吓人。

Protect yourself and love others. Please don't come out in the middle of the night to frighten people.

4、各位女同事，请不要对我放电，我老婆有来电显示。

Female colleagues, please don't turn on me, my wife has a call display.

5、横溢的不只是才华，还有腰间的脂肪。

It's not just talent, it's also fat around the waist.

6、你若安好，便是晴天，按这天气看来，你应该是挂了。

If you are well, it will be sunny. According to the weather, you should hang up.

7、在这个考试月里，都不要直呼我的姓名，请叫我过儿。

In this exam month, don't call me by name. Please call me over.

8、小时候，我最喜欢玩捉迷藏，等别人藏好了，我就回家吃饭。

When I was young, I liked playing hide-and-seek best. When others hide away, I would go home for dinner.

9、看到你我连食欲都没了，还谈什么性欲？

Seeing you, I've lost my appetite. What else do I talk about?

10、我就是巴黎欧莱雅，你值得拥有！

I'm L'Oreal, Paris. You deserve it!

11、睡眠是一门艺术，谁也无法阻挡我追求艺术的脚步！

Sleep is an art, no one can stop me from pursuing art!

12、穿低胸装还拿手挡着，太没公德心了。

Wearing low-chested clothes and holding hands is too unmoral.

13、每次跟别人吵完架，等躺在床上的时候，才知道当时应该怎么骂。

Every time you finish a quarrel with someone and lie in bed, you know how to swear.

14、自从见到你妹，你这兄弟我交定了。

Since I met your sister, I've made a deal with you brother.