I want you to know that you are the most important person in my life.

25、如果你不能击败你的敌人，那么就加入他们。

If you can't defeat your enemy, join them.

26、有了意大利面，谁还会吃老鼠呢？

With spaghetti, who will eat mice?

27、爱情就象照片，需要大量的暗房时间来培养。

Love is photogenic. It needs time in darkness to develop..

28、聪明人都是未婚？结婚的人很难再聪明起来。

Are smart people unmarried? It's hard for married people to be smart again.

29、巧克力的麻烦是：你把它吃了，它就没了。

The trouble with chocolate is that if you eat it, it will be gone.

30、欧迪，走，我们去买一个或九个汉堡包当晚餐。

ODI, let's go and buy one or nine hamburgers for dinner.

31、不，水果蛋糕！这是我不吃的三样东西之一。另外两样是葡萄干，还有蜗牛。

No, fruit cake! This is one of the three things I don't eat. The other two are raisins and snails.

32、生命中除了吃和睡应该还有别的意义，但我觉得没有就挺好。

Besides eating and sleeping, there should be some other meanings in life, but I don't think so.

33、宠我，爱我，喂饱我，不许嫌弃我。

Spoil me, love me, feed me, do not hate me.

34、要节约用水，尽量和女友一起洗澡。

Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.

35、爱情来得快去得也快，只有猪肉卷才是永恒的。

Love comes quickly, but pork rolls are eternal.

36、钞票不是万能的，有时还需要信用卡。

Money is not everything. Sometimes credit cards are needed.