16、长得真有创意，活得真有勇气！

It's so creative and courageous to live!

17、但两个人相遇，接下来的不是故事就是事故。

But when the two meet, the next thing is not the story or the accident.

18、买了电脑不上宽带，就好比酒肉都准备好了却在吃饭前当了和尚。

Buying a computer without broadband is like being a monk before eating when all the meat and wine are ready.

19、英雄难过美人关，我不是英雄，美人让我过了关。

The hero is sorry for the beauty. I am not a hero. The beauty let me pass.

20、婚姻的杀手有时不是外遇，而是时间。

Sometimes the killer of marriage is not an affair, but time.

21、天赐你一双翅膀，就应该被红烧…

God gives you a pair of wings, you should be burned red.

22、不怕被人利用，就怕你没用！

Don't be afraid of being used, just afraid you are useless!

23、别人的钱财乃我的身外之物！

Other people's money is outside my body!

24、只要锄头舞的好，那有墙角挖不倒？

As long as the hoe dances well, can't you dig a corner?

25、不要和我比懒，我懒得和你比。

Don't be lazy with me. I'm lazy with you.

26、真的猛士，敢于直面自己未化妆的脸。

Really fierce man, dare to face his face without makeup.

27、不要吹牛逼、请把牛逼还给牛、因为牛也需要性生活！

Don't boast, please give back the bull, because the bull also needs sex!

28、要在江湖混，最好是光棍！