23、学校又不是殡仪馆，查什么遗容遗表啊！还穿什么孝衣孝裤啊。

The school is not a funeral home, what remains to check ah! What filial piety trousers do you wear?

24、不是故事的结局不够好，而是我们对故事的要求过多。

It's not that the end of the story is not good enough, it's that we demand too much from the story.

25、时间像一张千疮百孔的网，正在漏掉我们所有的梦想。

Time is like a web full of holes. It is missing all our dreams.

26、我身材其实挺好，肥而不腻，不是每个人都拥有那么好的身材。

I'm in good shape, fat but not tired, not everyone has such a good figure.

27、我在学着不要太在乎一些人，越在乎，越卑微。

I am learning not to care too much about some people, the more concerned, the more humble.

28、不在乎的话，无论你说什么，你依然什么都不是。

If you don't care, no matter what you say, you are still nothing.

29、这个暑假值得兴奋的不是放假，而是爱情公寓四。

This summer vacation is not a holiday, but love apartment four.

30、忽然发现，其实我的手机是因为你才比较有用。

Suddenly found that, in fact, my mobile phone is more useful because of you.

31、年轻时不爱上几个人渣，长大后怎么穿上婚纱。

When you are young, you don't fall in love with a few scum. When you grow up, how do you put on your wedding dress?

32、你就像我的大姨妈，见多了烦，不见你又想想的慌。

You are like my great aunt. You are tired of seeing too many things and panic when you don't see them.

33、时尚的本质就是绑架女人的脑袋，然后索求男人的腰包。

The essence of fashion is to kidnap a woman's head and then ask for a man's purse.

34、人本是人，不必刻意去做人。世本是世，无须精心去处世。

Humanism is a human being, so it is not necessary to deliberately act as a human being. The world is the world, and there is no need to die carefully.

35、欺负我的人，我会保持微笑，因为我不和狗计较。