信你一成，双目失明；信你两成，无期徒刑。,Believe that you are a blind eye.,

人生只有走出来的美丽，没有等出来的辉煌！,Life only come out of the beautiful, not so brilliant!,

上学最开心的一句话就是：今天班主任不在。,The most happy to go to school is: today the class teacher is not in.,

上帝说：出门不要忘记带伞,，一会儿我要浇花。,God said: do not forget the umbrella out, while I have to water the flowers.,

人世间最蛋疼的事儿，正在做美梦呢被尿憋醒。,The world's most egg pain thing, is to do the dream is to wake up.,

毁灭友情的方式有许多，最彻底的一种是借钱。,There are many ways to destroy the friendship, the most complete one is to borrow money.,

青春就想为卫生纸，看着挺多，用着，还嫌少。,As a youth is like toilet paper, looking very much, with too few.,

那天刚睡着，收到一个短信：睡姿不对，重睡。,The day just fell asleep, received a message: the sleeping position, heavy sleep.,

人生就是一个大市场，人在里面都是买这卖那。,Life is a big market, people in which are sold to buy it.,

孔子说，三人行，必有我妻。择其靓者而娶之。,Kong Zi said, the three men will be my wife. Choose their beautiful and marry the.,

时间对了，地址对了，情感对了，却缔造人物不对！,Time is right, the address is right, and the feeling is right!,

我们每个人都是梦想家，当梦走了，就只剩想家了。,Everyone is a dreamer, when the dream is gone, only to home.,

昨天去市里参加放鸽子比赛，结果就我一个人去了。,Yesterday I went to the city to attend the pigeon competition, the result is a man went to the.,

视金钱如粪土，但所有的人都在争着做粪土收藏家。,Money like dirt, but all the people are scrambling to do dirt collector.,

人家减肥减腰减**，为什么你非要从脑细胞开始。,People lose weight minus waist, why you need to start from brain cells.,

请你不要说持子之手与子偕老因为我还要黑发飘飘。,Please don't hold hands with you because I have black hair fluttering.,

大部分人一辈子只做三件事：自欺、欺人、被人欺。,Most people only do three things: a lifetime of self deception, deceptive, be bullied.,

哥，哥，哥，考试信春哥，不用做功课，保我不挂科。,Brother, brother, brother, exam nobuharu brother, never do homework, I do not fail the exam.,

你什么时候请我吃饭，一会我就出去给你买袋干脆面。,When you ask me to have dinner, then I'll go out and buy you a bag.,

平时骂你就算了，非要等我打你，才知道我文武双全。,I scold you even, than I hit you, just know me but.,

在美人面前：有危险要救，没有危险制造危险也要救。,In the face of beauty: there is a danger to save, there is no danger to create a dangerous.,

不要说你不认识我，刚好我也不认识你，真是缘分啊！,Do not say that you do not know me, just I do not know you, really love ah!,

闭上眼，幻想着与你一起慢慢变老的画面。黯然泪下。,Close your eyes and imagine that you're slowly getting old together with you. Cry.,

打雷的时候，站在大树底下，对老天爷说，我也要穿越！,When it thunders, standing under a tree, for God said, I also want to cross!,

太压抑不好凡事适可而止不太过份你可以当什么事都没有。,Bad things too depressed without too much when you can not overdo sth. what did not.,