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你只不过是除法算式里的一个余数,再完美的配件也比不了原件、何况你这个配件只是个残次品。 ,
我好想请你去体验一下KTV!知道什么是KTV吗?就是K你一顿,再T你一脚,最后我再做个V的手势! ,
他总说你长得不是太好,但是很有钱。今日一见果然如此,看来他还是没有骗我,我越来越爱他了。 ,
听说你们当小姐的出外景也不容易,我多给你点钱,你一定要把我男人伺候好了,我可不愿意他天天往你们那鸡窝跑。  ,
他们怎么能管你叫猪呢??这太不像话了!总不能人家长的像什么就叫人家什么吧!怎么能说你长得像猪呢?那是侮辱了猪。
你长得挺有创意,活得挺有勇气。,You have to be very creative, live quite have the courage.,
你长得很科幻,长的很抽象!,You are very science fiction, long very abstract!,
放屁时,说一声!,Fart, say!,
黄瓜必须拍,人生必须嗨。,Cucumber must shoot, life must be hi.,
没人牵手,我就揣兜。,No one in hand, I surmise pocket.,
你的脸比我脚还臭。,Your face is worse than my feet.,
你这杂种!,You bastard!,
你人萎缩,语言也跟着猥琐。,You are shrinking, also followed the obscene language.,
别调戏我不然我非礼你!,Don't tease me or I fuck you!,
要移民火星,是为了要离开你。,To migrate to Mars, is to leave you.,
你的脸皮够厚,也够贱的。,You have a thick skin, but also cheap enough.,
我靠,你到底怎么了?,I rely on, you in the end how?,
你疯了!,You are crazy!,
那是你的问题。,That's your problem.,
男人靠的住,母猪能上树!,Men depend on live, sow the tree!,
这是什么意思?,What's the meaning of this?,
你妈的,我要杀了你!贱人!,Damn it, I'm gonna kill you! Bitch!,
你长得真有创意,活得真有勇气!,You are really creative, live really have the courage!,
你为什么要在我面前红红火火的。,Why are you in front of me booming.,